“The Venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t want to date IS A CIRCLE.” ~ John Green
(Source: smallerontheoutside)
August 8th, 2012
im so glad im not a boy i’d probably have a boner like 99.999% of the time
August 1st, 2012
Parental figure: “And I don’t want to hear any reports from your aunt about any boys while you’re up there.”
Me:
June 15th, 2012
May 21st, 2012
So I was chatting with my ultra-conservative grandma…
…who asked if “I finally found a nice man to take care of me.”
To which I replied, “Haha no, Grandma. Most high school boys are immature and a waste of time.”
She proceeded to tell me about how she was married by my age, and I better let her fix me up with some guy from her church if I don’t want to die alone.
I’m Sixteen. FML.
