08 8 / 2012

beyoncebeytwice:

im so glad im not a boy i’d probably have a boner like 99.999% of the time

01 8 / 2012

Parental figure: “And I don’t want to hear any reports from your aunt about any boys while you’re up there.”

Me:

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15 6 / 2012


“The Venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t want to date IS A CIRCLE.” ~ John Green

The Venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t want to date IS A CIRCLE.” ~ John Green

(Source: smallerontheoutside)

21 5 / 2012

…who asked if “I finally found a nice man to take care of me.”

To which I replied, “Haha no, Grandma. Most high school boys are immature and a waste of time.”

She proceeded to tell me about how she was married by my age, and I better let her fix me up with some guy from her church if I don’t want to die alone.

I’m Sixteen. FML.